Sunday, June 22, 2014

Bills, Lunch and Dinner.

Buzz Buzz (Intercom)
Yes. (Megan)
 I have a call from Ranger Hall on line 3. (Grace)
Thanks Grace put him thru........ Hello this is Megan. (Megan)

Hi Megan, How are you? (Ty-Juan)
I'm fine.  How are you? (Megan)
I'm afraid I have some bad news. (Ty-Juan)
Let me guess, you can't make it to lunch. (Megan)
I'm afraid so. Bessie isn't  feeling well so I need to stay here with her. (Ty-Juan)

Bessie, who's Bessie? (Megan)
Bessie's my miniature elephant. (Ty-Juan)
Oh okay. What's wrong with her? (Megan)
I don't know yet I'm waiting for someone from Feathers and Fur to come look her over. (Ty-Juan)

Alright, do you want me to send the proposal to your apartment or the Rangers station. (Megan)
There's a few things in there I'd like to go over. Are you free tomorrow? (Ty-Juan)
I'm not sure let me grab my phone and check my calendar. (Megan)

I'm sorry Ty-Juan, tomorrow isn't going to work I have meetings scheduled all afternoon. (Megan)
What time is your last meeting? (Ty-Juan)
Five. (Megan)
Are you free for dinner? (Ty-Juan)
Excuse me? (Megan)
Can I take you to dinner? (Ty-Juan)
Are you serious? (Megan)
Yes. Why wouldn't I be. (Ty-Juan)

You've never asked my to go to dinner before. (Megan)
Things can change, right? (Ty-Juan)
Right. (Megan)
Is that a yes? (Ty-Juan)
Yes............. what time should I expect you? (Megan)
Text your number to my phone and I will get back to you with a time. (Ty-Juan)
I'm sending it now. (Megan)
Got it. Have a great day Megan. (Ty-Juan)
You too. (Megan)

Who was that?  (Aaron)
Ty-Juan. (Megan)
Is there something wrong with the zoo proposal?  (Aaron)
No, we were suppose to go over it today but he had to cancel. (Megan)
Why?  (Aaron)
One of the animals got sick so were going to discuss it over dinner tomorrow. (Megan)
Dinner Huh?  (Aaron)
Yes, is that a problem? (Megan)
No, not at all.  (Aaron)

Did you want to talk to him about the proposal? (Megan)
No. I want you to tell me what this is?  (Aaron)

It's a bill. (Megan)
I can see that, what I don't see is why you think it belongs to me.  (Aaron)
Roger sent it over. (Megan)
Why would Roger bill me for Paint, Carpet, Furniture and Camera equipment.  (Aaron)
He isn't, Tariq is. (Megan)

This is what it cost him to repair the studio after your altercation. (Megan)
I didn't agree to reimburse him for repairs. That punk has lost his damn mind!  (Aaron)
Tariq sent this to Roger and Roger sent it to me. That tells me Roger thinks you should pay it. (Megan)
Roger doesn't make the decisions here I do.  (Aaron)

Are you really going to stand here and complain about fifteen thousand dollars?
You spend that on jet fuel. (Megan)
Tariq doesn't deserve a dime.  (Aaron)
He could have filed assault charges against you!
 He'd be entitled to a lot more if this had gone any further. (Megan)
I didn't start that fight!  (Aaron)
I didn't say you did. (Megan)
What are you saying?  (Aaron)
Aaron, you'd be behind bars if Tariq hadn't kept his mouth shut.  
Fifteen thousand dollars is a small price to pay for freedom. (Megan)
You know this is just his way of having the last word. Right.  (Aaron)
Let him have it. (Megan)

Are you really going to dinner with Ty-Juan?  (Aaron)
Yes. (Megan)
It's about time.  (Aaron)
Are you going to sign that so I can pay it? (Megan)
Maybe, Maybe not. (Aaron)
Aaron. (Megan)

If Tara walks in here and sees you two playing around the equipment she's going to go ballistic. (Trichell)

Tara don't want none of this right buddy?  (Tariq)
That's right she can't beat us. (Julian)

I'll be sure to tell her that when she walks thru that door.  (Trichell)

Hello. (Juanita)

Uhhhhhhh!. (Tariq)
Hello. (Julian)

Is there something wrong?  (Juanita)
They thought you were Tara. (Trichell)

OH, really. Why?  (Juanita)
Cause, I told them she was going to walk thru that door and beat there butts for playing around the new equipment.  (Trichell)
  Thanks for the heads up. How are you?  (Juanita)
Same as always. Over worked and under paid. (Trichell)
Your a mess.  (Juanita)
I know, see you later. (Trichell)
See ya.  (Juanita)

Can you do me a favor? (Tariq)
Yes. (Julian)
Go wash your face and put your karate uniform on its almost time for your class.  (Tariq)
Okay. (Julian)

You two look good together. (Juanita)
Thanks.  (Tariq)
How are you?  (Juanita)
Better now that I've seen you.  (Tariq)
I told you I was fine.  (Juanita)
Hearing it and seeing it are two different things.  (Tariq)
Not really.  (Juanita)

You still don't get it do you? (Tariq)
Get what? (Juanita)
How much I care about you. (Tariq)
I didn't come here to talk about that Tariq. (Juanita)
What did you come here for? (Tariq)

I wanted to see how the restore went. Did your insurance company pay for the repairs.  (Juanita)
I didn't submit a claim to the insurance company.  (Tariq)
 What's my share of the bill then.  (Juanita)
You don't get a share. I sent the bill to Aaron's lawyer. (Tariq)
Oh god, how did that go?  (Juanita)
I don't know, I haven't heard anything yet. (Tariq)

This was all my fault, give me the bill.  (Juanita)
None of this was your fault. What happened here was between me and Aaron. (Tariq)
Tariq.  (Juanita)
I haven't seen you in weeks. Let's talk about something else. (Tariq)
What do you want to talk about?  (Juanita)
My next move, did you talk to Mike?  (Tariq)
Yes. He still wants you. (Juanita)

Great! (Tariq)
Here's you airline tickets and trip itinerary. You leave next week. (Juanita)
Thanks.  (Tariq)
I can't believe your still going.  (Juanita)

I have to. There's a lot of stuff I need to work out. (Tariq)
I'm going to miss you.  (Juanita)
I'm going to miss you too.  (Tariq)

Have dinner with me tomorrow?  (Tariq)
What time? (Juanita)
I'll pick you up at six.  (Tariq)
Alright see you tomorrow.  (Juanita)

Sunday, June 15, 2014

The end of Barbara & Barry's Barbque

Why did you bring me here, you said we were going to the mall. (Nikki)
You don't need new shoes, you need some air. You can't keep hiding at Niemen's. (Janay)
I'm not hiding, I'm shopping. (Nikki)
You hate shopping your hiding.  (Janay)
Can I have the car keys please? (Nikki)

Your being rude.  (Janay)
Keys, please. (Nikki)
Here.  (Janay)
Thank you. (Nikki)
What time will you be back?  (Janay)
I wont. I'm rude remember. (Nikki)

Come on Uncle Taj, stay in here and watch Frozen with us. (Chanel)
 I can't watch it right now, I'll watch it with you at home. (Taj)
You promise. (Chanel)
Yes, I promise. (Taj)

Janay set me up didn't she? (Nikki)
No I did. (Taj)
What do you want? (Nikki)
We need to talk.  (Taj)
I tried to do that a few days ago and you weren't interested remember. (Nikki)
I wasn't ready then.  (Taj)

Well isn't that convenient? (Nikki)
I was being an ass. I need you. (Taj)
That's kind of hard to believe when you had another woman in your apartment. (Nikki)


Chandra's my sister in law. (Taj)
Yea right.  (Nikki)
It's the truth. (Taj
You kicked me out of your apartment so you could be with your sister in law. (Nikki)
Yes, I mean No! (Taj)
Was there a woman in your apartment a few days ago?  (Nikki)
Yes. (Taj)
Is she your sister in law?  (Nikki)
Yes.  (Taj)
You know that's nasty right?  (Nikki)


I didn't bring you here to talk about that.  (Taj)
Good cause that visual is giving me a headache. (Nikki)

I'm not doing Chandra! (Taj shouts)
Don't yell at me!  (Nikki shouts)
Can you please focus for just a minute. I need to ask you a question. (Taj)
What. (Nikki)
Did you love me?  (Taj)


Go ask your sister in law. (Nikki)
Hey, where are you going? (Taj)
Home, I don't want to talk to you anymore.  Your disgusting. (Nikki)


You want to play with this? (Barry)
No! (Vinny)
Yes you do, catch it. (Barry)

BARRY! If you put another toy in that pool, your taking a nap. (Barbara)
Leave my God Son alone.  (Janay)

I will not. He's been working my nerves all day. (Barbara)
Sounds like Mommy needs a nap more then her Son.  (Janay)
Whatever.....Let me introduce you to Chandra. (Barbara)

Chandra this is my soon to be ex best friend Janay. (Barbara)
Hello, ex best friend Janay. (Chandra giggles)
Hi Chandra, feel free to ignore the ex comment she says that every other week. (Janay)

You want to tell my why your three hours late? (Barbara)
I was with Nikki, I had a hard time getting her out the house. (Janay)

You didn't bring her here did you? (Barbara)
I did but she left, why? (Janay)
Because Taj is here and I don't want Barry to haul anyone off to jail today. (Barbara)
Relax, Taj asked me to bring her? (Janay)
He did? (Barbara)
Yes. (Janay)

Hello Ladies, Sorry were late. (Petta)
That's okay. (Barbara)
How's it going Janay. (Petta)
It's going. (Janay)
 What you got there Petta? (Barbara)
Soda and beer. (Petta)
Lets go find somewhere to put it. (Barbara)

Hey Barry, Petta bought some drinks. Do we have room for it in our cooler? (Barbara)
Bring it here. I can make room. (Barry)


Can I talk to you for a minute? (Rick)
No, I don't want to exchange witty banter with you today. (Janay)
Good, cause I don't want to exchange witty banter with you either.  (Rick)

Alright, What do you want? (Janay)
I want to apologize for being an obnoxious stalker.  (Rick)

What did you say? (Janay)
I've was being obnoxious and  I'm sorry. (Rick)
Go on. (Janay)
 I was acting like what my mother would call a Jack Rabbit.
 Can we start over?  (Rick)
Are you serious? (Janay)
Yes,  I'd like to reintroduce myself to you.  (Rick)
Okay?! (Janay)


Hello, I'm Rick van Story.  (Rick)
It's nice to meet you Rick, my name's Janay. (Janay)
Can I buy you a cup of coffee next week?  (Rick)
I'm sorry.  I'm busy next week. (Janay)
How about the week after that?  (Rick)
I have to check my calendar first. (Janay)
Your not going to make this easy are you?  (Rick)
Nope. (Janay)


Well, hello there Ladies! (Janay)
Hello. (Chanel)
What are you watching? (Janay)
Frozen  (Chanel)
Great choice. (Janay)

What are you doing in here? (Janay)
You heard them, were watching frozen. (Taj)
Did you catch her? (Janay)
Unfortunately. (Taj)

What's that suppose to mean? (Janay)
She walked away from me.  (Taj)
Why? (Janay)
She thinks I'm doing my sister in law.  (Taj)