Monday, March 16, 2015

The night Before the Wedding (continues)

Are you ready for tomorrow? (Bradley)
No. (Tariq)
Why not? (Bradley)
Lots of reasons. (Tariq)
Would Aaron's weird behavior be one of them? (Bradley)
I think the guy is losing it. (Tariq)

I know exactly what you mean. I asked him to spar with
me yesterday just so I could take a couple of swings at him. (Bradley)
He's been acting funny ever since we got back from Paris. (Bradley)
Did something happen while he was there? (Tariq)
Not that I know of. He spends most of his time inside when were there. (Bradley)
Was someone with him? (Tariq)
You know I can't answer that. (Bradley)

I thought we were going to see some strippers. (Ralph)
They're coming.  (Marcus)
When? (Ralph)
Ding Dong
That's probably them now. (Marcus) 

I'm Officer Booty and this is my partner Call. Is this your home?  (Officer Booty)
No, it belongs to a friend of mine. (Marcus)
Can you get him for us? (Officer Booty)
Wait, did you say your name was Officer Booty and Call. (Marcus)
Yes. (Officer Booty)

Wow, your the strippers? (Marcus)
We prefer the name Exotic dancers.  (Officer Call)
My bad, stay right there. (Marcus)

Go get Aaron. (Marcus)
For what, those aren't real cops. (Tariq)
I know, they're the strippers. (Marcus)
So. (Tariq)

Bradley, my man. (Marcus)
Don't even think about it. (Bradley)
Come on man, help a brother out. (Marcus)
You decided to throwing this party, not me. (Bradley)
But... (Marcus)
But nothing, if you want Aaron out here you better go get him. (Bradley)

Are we going to do this or what! We ain't got all night. (Officer Booty)
Don't get your G-string in a bunch. I'll be right back. (Marcus)

Make sure she's out of there by the end of next week. (Aaron)
And if she isn't? (Security)
I'll come remove her myself. (Aaron)
Knock Knock

Yo "A" can I talk to you for a minute?  (Marcus)
Go away Marcus. (Aaron)

Do you want her watched? (Security)
No, don't watch her. This was her decision. (Aaron)
Is she allowed to take anything from the home?  (Security)
She can take whatever she wants. Just let me know if she doesn't leave. (Aaron)

"A" (Marcus)
Didn't I tell you to go away. (Aaron)
The police want to talk to you. (Marcus)
What? (Aaron)
The police want to talk to you. (Marcus)
What did you do now! (Aaron)
Nothing, they just want to talk to the home owner. (Marcus)


Can I help you? (Aaron)
Are you the home owner? (Officer Booty)
Yes I am. (Aaron)
I'm Officer Booty and I'm Officer Call. (Officers)
Excuse me! (Aaron)

 Officer Booty and Officer Call at your service Sexy.
Were here to entertain you. (Officer Call)

Can we have a chair. (Officer Call)
Here you go. (Marcus)

The  Music starts and the Dancing begins.............


Hold this for me sexy. (Officer Booty)

Shake that booty! (Marcus)

Don't do that. (Aaron)

Relax, I'm not going to hurt you. (Officer Call)

Now isn't that better.  (Officer Call)

Back in Paris.............

Nikki? (Janay)
Yes. (Nikki)
Hurry up, we have to be at the studio in thirty minutes. (Janay)
I'm coming. (Nikki)

Right after I make this call. (Nikki)

Monday, March 2, 2015

The night Before the Wedding

   Your Mom said you wanted to talk. (Corbin)
 Yes I do. Please have a seat. (Aaron)


Hurry up and sit down before he changes his mind. (Ariel)

I don't know where to start. (Aaron)
Try the beginning.  (Ariel)
Take your time Son.  (Corbin)

Aaron begins the story.................

Your Mother hates me. (Juanita)
No she doesn't. (Aaron)
Yes she does, she gave me the stink eye all through dinner.  (Juanita)
She's just mad because you didn't let her plan this wedding. (Aaron)
Was I suppose to? (Juanita)
No. It's our wedding not hers. (Aaron)
You want to elope. (Juanita)

Can we? (Aaron)
Very funny.  (Juanita)
I'm serious. We can go anywhere you want. (Aaron)
Our weddings tomorrow.  (Juanita)
So. (Aaron)
So..........I think we can wait until tomorrow afternoon.  (Juanita)


Tara, what are you doing? (Tariq)
I'm talking to Corey. (Tara)
I'm pretty sure you can do that without sitting on his lap.  (Tariq)
You don't mind, do you Corey? (Tara)
No, I don't mind at all. (Corey)

Do you still have my phone? (Aaron)
Here. (Tariq)
Thanks. (Aaron)
Is everything okay? (Tariq)
Yea, lets get out of here. (Aaron)


Don't eat that, the guest of honor isn't here yet. (Roger)
We've been here for an hour. I'm not waiting any longer. (Blake)


You had a bachelor party, and you didn't invite me? (Corbin)
Corbin. (Ariel)
I'm sorry Dad. I didn't know anything about it. (Aaron)


I thought I made myself clear. (Aaron)
You did. (Tariq)
Well, who....... (Aaron)
Uh! I thought you were joking about not wanting a party. (Corey)
No I wasn't joking, if I wanted a bachelor party I would have thrown my own damn party. (Aaron)


He didn't mean any harm. (Tariq)
Make sure you tell him that when I rearrange his face. (Aaron)
Its just a little party. (Tariq)
A little party I told Juanita I wasn't going to have.
If she finds out. I'm going to kick Corey's ass. (Aaron)
She won't find out. And if she does she'll understand.  (Tariq)

How do you know? (Aaron)
Because its not a big deal.  (Tariq)
Yea, we'll see.  (Aaron)
Where you going? (Tariq)
To take a leak. (Aaron)

Buzz Buzz Buzz (Aarons cell phone)


Where'd he go? (Corey)
To take a leak. (Tariq)
Is he coming back? (Corey)
I don't know. (Tariq)
Whatcha mean you don't know, the strippers will be here in ten minutes. (Corey)

Buzz Buzz Buzz
What! (Aaron)
We need to talk. (Caller)
I'm done talking, you made your choice. (Aaron)

To be continued.......................................................................... 

Happy 21ST Birthday Synquis!!!!!!!!!!!!