Monday, May 25, 2015

The night before the Wedding continues 3

The lap dance is in full motion!
How's that feel sexy? (Officer Call)
Good. (Aaron)
Does that mean you want to wake up next to me tomorrow?  (Officer Call)
I'm sorry, I don't think I heard what you said?  (Aaron)

I asked if you'd like to spend the night together? (Officer Call)
I don't think so sweetheart.  (Aaron)
Come on, I won't tell if you don't. (Officer Call)
Thanks, but no thanks.  (Aaron)

You're joking right? (Officer Call)
About? (Aaron)
Spending the night with me.  (Officer Call)
No, I'm not. You're a beautiful woman, but I don't want you. (Aaron)
Are you gay?  (Officer Call)
No, you're just not the one. Thanks for the dance. (Aaron)
I'm not done.  (Officer Call)
Yes you are. Have a good night. (Aaron)

Hey, we're still talking!  (Officer Call)
Not anymore. (Aaron)
Where's he going?  (Officer Booty)
Come back here you mangy mutt. Nobody turns Lauren Bacall down! (Officer Call)

I'm sorry Ms. Bacall but I got ninety nine problems and a stripper ain't one. (Aaron)

I'm not a stripper, I'm an exotic dancer! (Officer Call)
Calm down. (Officer Booty)
 I will if G.I. Joe lets me go. (Officer Call)
He's going to let you go, but you have to calm down first. (Officer Booty)

What happened?  (Tariq)
I offered the Prince of Darkness the best night of his life and he turned me down.
(Officer Call)
Did you say Aaron turn down some cookie? (Corey)

Wipe your face, you're to pretty to have tears in your eyes. (Tariq)
Thank you. (Officer Call)
Did he hurt you? (Barry)
No, just my pride. (Officer Call)
You probably shook his up a little too.  (Tariq)
How's that? (Officer Call)
He's suppose to marry the woman he loves tomorrow and you just tested his monogamy. (Tariq)
Oh, I didn't think about that. (Officer Call)
Can you  believe it folks the Cookie Monster turned down a whole jar of cookies. (Corey)

Are you ready to go sweetie? (Officer Booty)
Not yet. I think I owe the groom an apology. (Officer Call)
Why? (Officer Booty)
I may have come on a little too strong. (Officer Call)

She wants to apologize, do you think he'll come back out here? 
(Officer Booty)
NO! (Corey)
What do you mean NO?  (Officer Call)
He's not coming back. He didn't want to come out here in the first place.  (Corey)
He's coming out here and your going to make it happen.  (Officer Booty)

Let's go! (Officer Booty)
This is not going to be good. (Corey)

Are you thirsty? (Bradley)
Yes, Thank you. (Officer Call)

Sunday, May 24, 2015

The Night before the Wedding Continues 2 (in Paris).

This is Markz, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. 
(Answering machine)
 Aaron, If you don't answer this phone right now I'm going to call every newspaper in Paris and tell them we've been seeing each other for the past two years!!!!!! 
AARON......AARON......AARON, I know you hear me! (Nikki)

Beeeeeeeeep, if you are finished with your message please hang up or press one for more options.
(Answering machine)

This is Markz, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. 
(Answering machine)
I know you got my messages, what I can't understand is why you won't call me back. Do you want me to come to Graces Grove and tell the little woman all about us? Because I'll do it. I swear to god I will............Call me back you Low Down Dirty Rotten............... (Nikki)

Beeeeeeeeep if you are finished with your message please hang up or press one for more options.
(Answering machine)

Breakfast! (Mrs. Abigail)

I didn't ask for breakfast! (Nikki)

I know, I just thought you'd want something this morning since you didn't eat last night.
 (Mrs. Abigail)
No thanks, pleeeeeease take it away before I.......... (Nikki)


Here take this. (Mrs. Abigail)
Thanks. (Nikki)
Should I call the doctor? (Mrs. Abigail)
No, I already saw him. (Nikki)
What did he say? (Mrs. Abigail)
Nothing I didn't already know. (Nikki)

Have you told Mr. Markz? (Mrs. Abigail)
There's nothing to tell! (Nikki)
Are you sure about that? (Mrs. Abigail)
Are you minding my business? (Nikki)
No, I'm trying to help. (Mrs. Abigail)
I don't need your help. I need you to cook and clean. (Nikki)

I didn't mean to offend you Nikki. (Mrs. Abigail)
No offense taken. I'm going to take a shower. (Nikki)

Feeling better? (Mrs. Abigail)
Yes. And thank you, the crackers did the trick. (Nikki)
Good! (Mrs. Abigail)

What time should I serve dinner? (Mrs. Abigail)
That won't be necessary. (Nikki)
Are you sure you don't want me to fix one of Aaron's favorite meals? (Mrs. Abigail)


Mrs. Abigail, Aaron will not be returning to this Chateau until I move out.
Are you happy now? (Nikki)
 Why are you saying that., and why would it make me happy? (Mrs. Abigail)
You don't have to play dumb with me Mrs. Abigail,
You know Aaron and I haven't been getting along lately.
And I know there's a revolving door on this Chateau. (Nikki)

Nikki, I have lived in this chateau for a little over three years. Aaron purchased it to make the time he spent in Paris more comfortable. He did not begin furnishing it until he started seeing you. And no other woman has been here except for the ladies you work with. (Mrs. Abigail)

He cares about you more then he's willing to admit. Call him. (Mrs. Abigail)
I've been calling him. (Nikki)
Call him again. Don't holler or threaten him like you've been doing.
Tell him how much you need him. Tell him how you really feel,
let him know what you're going through.( Mrs. Abigail)
Do you really think that will work? (Nikki)
It can't hurt. (Mrs. Abigail)

 Here goes nothing. (Nikki)

This is Markz, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. 
(Answering machine)

Hey, it's me again. I know you're upset with me but I really need to talk to you.
I need to apologize for my behavior over the past few weeks. You told me about your engagement the first day we met but I pursued you anyway.  I can't live without you. Call me. I want to work this out. (Nikki)