Sunday, June 8, 2014

Barbara & Barry's Barbque pt2



You want to put the boys in the pool when their done eating? (Barbara)
Aww, I didn't bring Vinny's trunks. (Chandra)
Don't worry. I have some pull ups around here some where. (Barbara)

You have got to be joking Barry. That soldier deserted his post. (Taj-Ma)
Are you saying we shouldn't rescue him? (Barry)
He doesn't need to be rescued he needs a beat down. (Taj-Ma)

Captain Little. (Garrett)
Hey Garrett! (Barry)


You remember my wife Rhonda don't you? (Garrett)
I sure do. How are you Rhonda?  (Barry)
I'm doing very well, thank you. (Rhonda)
Come on, let me introduce you to the guys.  (Barry)

Garrett and Rhonda Walker this is Vincent and Taj-Ma Hall. (Barry)
Hello.  (Vincent, Taj-Ma)
It's nice to meet you. (Rhonda, Garrett Walker)
Weren't you Barry's rookie partner? (Taj-Ma)
Yup, best six weeks of my life.  (Garrett Walker)


Come to Momma. (Rhonda)
You just go off work I can keep an eye on him. (Garrett)
I'll be alright, go hang with the guys. (Rhonda)
Do you want me to fix you a plate? (Garrett)
That would be nice. (Rhonda)


Hello ladies. (Rhonda)
Hello. (Chandra)
Hey Rhonda have a seat. (Barbara)
Thanks Barbara.  (Rhonda)

Can you tell me where the bathroom is, somebody needs a new diaper. (Chandra)
It's at that top of the stairs, you cant miss it. (Barbara)
I'll be right back. (Chandra)

What have you been up too Ms. Rhonda? (Barbara)
Work, work and more work. (Rhonda)
Why, what's going on? (Barbara)


The Markets new owner is a Butt Head. (Rhonda)
Butt Head! (Garrett)
Don't say that Garrett, that's bad. (Rhonda)
Butt Head Mommy, Butt Head. (Garrett)
Oh Garrett! (Rhonda)

Meanwhile across town.............................................................


I'm getting sleepy. (Marcus)
Go lay down. (Danny)
You gonna come with me?  (Marcus)
No.  (Danny)
Why not?  (Marcus)
You know why. (Danny)

I don't care what you say Rick, your not going. (Petta)
Yes I am. (Rick)
No, your not!  (Petta)

I'm going. (Rick)
You weren't invited.  (Petta)
I would have been. But I had to work all those doubles last week. (Rick)
Your not going! I don't feel like watching you embarrass yourself today.  (Petta)

What are you two arguing about?  (Danny)
Let them argue. They may leave faster.  (Marcus)
Shut up Marcus.  (Danny)

You can help me pack the cooler, but your still not going.  (Petta)
I'm going, I bought the beer. (Rick)
 I'll pay you back next week.  (Petta)

What's going on Petta? (Danny)
Lover boy wants to crash Barbara's barbque. (Petta)
Barbara's pretty cool I don't think she'll care if he comes with you. (Danny)
Barbara won't care but Janay might. (Petta)
Why would Janay care? (Danny)
He's been stalking her. (Petta)

Wait, did you say mister perfect is stalking somebody?!?  (Marcus)
YUP!  (Petta)
I'm not stalking her. (Rick)

Dude..... You bring Duke to the clinic twice a week for a check up.
You send flowers on the days you can't get to the clinic because your working.
And you ride the bus to work the day she goes to the hair salon
 so you can sit at the bus stop and watch her come out. (Petta)
     

Do you really do that?  (Danny)
Sometimes. (Rick)

She doesn't want you man, let it go. (Petta)
She wants me, she just doesn't know it. (Rick)
Petta, can you put this back in the fridge for me? (Danny)
With pleasure.  (Petta)
 
Have you tried talking to her?  (Danny)
Yea. (Rick)
What happened?  (Danny)
She basically told me to get lost. (Rick)
Were you being Doctor Rick or Rick van Story. (Danny)
I don't know what you mean. (Rick)
Yes you do.  (Danny)
I guess I was being Doctor Rick. (Rick)
Janay has a very successful life. Doctor Rick can't give her nothing she can't get herself.  (Danny)
Are you sure? Doctor Rick has some pretty good game? (Rick)
Doctor Rick couldn't capture Janay's attention on his best day. Rick van Story is more her type. (Danny) 

Petta.  (Danny)
Yes. (Petta)
Can you please take Rick to the barbque he needs to apologize to a friend of mine.  (Danny)
But. (Petta)
He promises to be on his best behavior, right?  (Danny)
Right. (Rick)

If you embarrass me again, I swear I'm gonna kill you. (Petta)
I'm gonna be cool man I promise. (Rick)
Have a good time.  (Danny)
We will. (Rick)

You think your doctor Phil now, huh?  (Marcus)
Nope, just trying to help a brother out.  (Danny)
When you gonna help me out?  (Marcus)
When you put a ring on it.  (Danny)
I will.  (Marcus)
Call me when your ready to say I DO I'm tired of I WILL. (Danny) 

Roof Roof.  (Duke)
What do you want? (Marcus)
Roof Roof.  (Duke)
You think she's right? (Marcus)
Roof. (Duke)
It figures!  (Marcus)





To be continued...................................




Sunday, June 1, 2014

Barbara & Barry's Barbeque

 
 
Hello? (Barbara)
Hey, I'm about to head out do you need me to pick up anything? (Janay)
No, we got everything we need. (Barbara)
Are you sure? (Janay)
Yes I'm sure. (Barbara)
.

I got to go. Barry just walked in. (Barbara)
Dang, he's there already? (Janay)
Good Bye Janay! (Barbara)

What's wrong? (Barbara)
I burnt your buns.  (Barry)
How'd you that? I just gave them to you. (Barbara)
I started playing with Barry and forgot about them.  (Barry)
 

Lets play Daddy!  (Barry Jr.)
I can't play with you right now Barry, Daddy has to start cooking.  (Barry)
Play, Daddy Play!  (Barry Jr.)
I'll play with you later. Mommy will kill me if I burn her meat.  (Barry)
 

Do you know what your doing? (Taj)
Hey Taj!  (Barry)

Hi!  (Barry)
Barry, this is my sister in law Chandra, And my brother Vincent. (Taj)
Hello. (Chandra, Vincent)
 
The little guy is my nephew Vinny, the ray of sunshine next to him is my niece 
Chanel and the cutie pie next to her is my neighbors daughter Shayla. (Taj)
Hi guys.  (Barry)
Hi! (Chanel, Shayla)

Stay still boy, I'm going to get you out. (Chandra)
 
 

This yard is amazing have you lived here long? (Vincent)
We've only lived here for about three years. (Barry)
You bought it right after you got married didn't you? (Taj)
Yes we did.....................
Can you watch the grill for me, I'm gonna let Barbara know your here. (Barry)
Sure Barry. (Taj) 


Barry sure ran off in a hurry. I hope I didn't say anything wrong. (Taj)

The Halls just arrived. Are you coming out soon?  (Barry)
I'll be out in a minute. (Barbara)
 

What are you doing? (Barry)
I'm boiling corn. (Barbara)
Do you need some help? (Barry)
No, I got it. Just give me a minute. (Barbara)


Vincent.  (Chandra)
Yes, baby. (Vincent)
Can you put the stroller back in the car? (Chandra)
Sure. (Vincent)




Hello I'm Chandra, Do you need some help?  (Chandra)
 

I'm Barbara. Wait aren't you the weather girl on GG News. (Barbara)
Yes that's me. (Chandra)
 Chandra Post right? (Barbara)
Post is my maiden name. (Chandra)

It's so nice to meet you. I watch you everyday. (Barbara)
Thank you that's so nice to hear.  (Chandra)
I'm serious. I don't choose my outfit until I hear what you have to say. (Barbara)
Well, I hope I don't steer you wrong.  (Chandra)
 

How long before your tour of duty ends. (Barry)
I got a little over a month and a half left. (Vincent)
Any plans for the future? (Barry)
I got plans but I haven't been able to lock anything down yet. (Vincent)

 

Why didn't you tell us you were related to a television star? (Barbara)
I guess I don't think of her that way. She's just Chandra to me. (Taj)
 

Can you do this? Wee! Wee! Wee!  (Barry Jr.)
 

I can't believe you commuted between here and Washington for a whole year.  (Barry)
That's the life of a weather girl without a contract. (Chandra)
I would have given up after three months. (Barbara)
I wanted too but my pride wouldn't let me.  (Chandra)
 I'm glad you stuck with it. I love seeing you on GG news. (Barbara)

 

I love my job and I hope to be the GG weather girl for a long time. (Chandra)
Have you found a house? (Barbara)
We couldn't find anything we liked so we decided to have one built. (Vincent)
 Is it near here? (Barry)
It's about six miles from the news station. (Vincent)





To be continued.....................................................










Sunday, May 18, 2014

Happy Mothers Day pt2

 I need something out of my purse, can you go get it for me?  (Tara)
Where is it? (Justine)
I left it in the living room.  (Tara)
Okay Mommy.  (Justine)

 

And where do you think your going?  (Tara)
OUCH!  That hurts! (Lindsey)
It's suppose to TRICK!  (Tara)
Let go of me you, you, you, SAVAGE! (Lindsey)

Don't just stand there help me! (Lindsey)
Tara. This isn't the time or place for this.  (Justin)
I didn't make this the time or place she did. (Tara)
 

I told you not to upset her today. Your on your own.  (Justin)
But Justin, she's going to hurt me. (Lindsey)
Maybe, maybe not.  (Justin)

Why are you here? (Tara)
I live here. (Lindsey)
Did you know we were coming over today? (Tara)
Yes, but I hoped you'd change your mind. (Lindsey)
Why? (Tara)
You wouldn't understand. (Lindsey)
Try me. (Tara)

I don't want you to taking anything else away from me!
You already have Justin do you have to have Rosie too? (Lindsey)
Excuse me. (Tara)
Justin was mine. You stole him from me. He was suppose to marry me.
I was suppose to be the Mother of his children. Not you! (Lindsey)


I didn't steal Justin. You wanted to be with somebody else remember.  (Tara)
That little fling didn't mean anything. I was simply trying to gain some experience. (Lindsey)
You don't need experience to love all you need is time and patience.  (Tara)
Oh please. Justin isn't following you around like a puppy dog because of love, 
time or patience. He's infatuated with your experience. (Lindsey)
Are you calling me a whore?! (Tara)


I'm sorry. Don't hit me, please don't hit me! (Lindsey)
UGH!!!!! (Tara)
 

Tara! What's wrong? (Lindsey)
Nothing, just give me a minute.  (Tara)


 

UGH!!!!!!!!!  (Tara)
Stay right there I'm going to get Justin. (Lindsey)
Oh god, please don't take my baby. (Tara whispers)
 

Tara! What's wrong?  (Justin)
I don't know.  (Tara)
Help her sit down Son. (Sebastian)
I can't move it hurts.  (Tara)

UGH!!!!!  (Tara)
My Dad placed a chair right behind you. All you got to do is step back and sit down.  (Justin)
Will you help me?  (Tara)
Every step of the way.  (Justin)

 

What did you do? (Rosie)
Nothing I swear. We were just talking. (Lindsey)
 


Call 911 and keep Justine busy she doesn't need to see her Mother like this. (Rosie)
 Okay! (Lindsey)

What's going on Tara? (Rosie)
I don't know. I feel like I'm having cramps and my head hurts.  (Tara)
How long has this been going on? (Rosie)
It's been happening off and on for the past two weeks. Todays pain is worse though.  (Tara)
Tara! Why didn't you tell me?  (Justin)
Sebastian, get Tara a bottle of water. I'm going to get a cool towel for her head. (Rosie)

I can't believe you didn't tell me you've been hurting.  (Justin)
I didn't want to worry you.  (Tara)
I'm suppose to worry, I love you.  (Justin)
I love you too.  (Tara)

Six minutes later.................

 

Thanks for getting here so fast Robin. (Rosie)
What's going on Rosie? (Robin)
It's my Daughter in law. She's seven months pregnant.
She's complaining of stomach cramps and a head ache. (Rosie)
 

The dinning room is close to the back door lets go in that way. (Rosie)
Pull the truck around back Mac and bring the stretcher. (Robin)

Hi Tara, I'm EMT Robin Green. Can you tell me how your feeling? (Robin)
I'm fine now.  (Tara)
That's good. Can you tell me what was going on a few minutes ago. (Robin)
I started having stomach pains as if I hadn't eaten.  (Tara)
Did you eat today? (Robin)
Yes, I had breakfast but no lunch. We were about to eat when I got sick.  (Tara)
Anything else happen that doesn't normally happen? (Robin)
I got warm and my head started hurting.  (Tara)

 

When was your last prenatal check up? (Robin)
Two weeks ago.  (Tara)
No it wasn't. I haven't taken you to the doctors in over a month.  (Justin)
I went to the doctors two weeks ago. I just don't let you take me.  (Tara)
Tara!  (Justin)
Let it go Justin. You two can argue about that later. (Rosie)
 

Your pressure is too high for your condition Tara.
 Are you taking anything for high blood pressure. (Robin)
No.  (Tara)
We better get you to the hospital, we need to get your pressure back down pronto. (Robin)
Okay.  (Tara)

Are these straps too tight Mrs. Sporting? (Mac)
No, there fine thank you.  (Tara)

You can ride in the truck with her if you like Justin. (Robin)
Thanks Robin. I really appreciate that.  (Justin)



Are you ready to go?  (Justin)
Your coming with me?  (Tara)
Of course. (Justin)
Your not mad?  (Tara)
I can be mad later. We need to get you to the hospital now. (Justin)


I can't believe this. I shouldn't have let Lindsey stay.
If something happens to Tara or that baby Justin's never going to forgive me. (Rosie)
Calm down their going to be fine.
Tara's been under a lot of stress she just needs to slow down. (Sebastian)