Monday, October 5, 2015
Sunday, August 9, 2015
The night before the Wedding (continues 5)
Nope. (Gia) Are you going to change? (John) Nope. (Gia) |
Why not? (John) Because I'm on vacation. (Gia) We were on vacation. Were not anymore. (John) |
No, I'm still on vacation. (Gia)
Baby, you know our contract says we're available 24/7.
That means our plans change whenever the Boss calls. (John)
Not anymore, I've had enough. (Gia)
Are you telling me you don't want to work together anymore? (John) No, I'm telling you that I don't want to work on this airplane tonight! (Gia) Why not? (John) Because he said we didn't have to. (Gia) I know but..... (John) There aren't suppose to be any buts, We're suppose to go to his wedding, then fly him and his bride to a tropical island. We're not suppose to be flying to God knows where in the middle of the night, tonight! (Gia) |
I don't want your help, get off of me. (Gia) Stop acting like a little baby. (John) I'm not acting like a baby. (Gia) Yes you are. (John) |
Is everything okay in here? (Aaron) Everything's fine, Sir. We'll be in the air in twenty minutes. (John) Thank you, John. (Aaron) Your welcome, Sir. (John) |
Gia, are you okay? (Aaron) Yes, Sir. (Gia) You don't look okay. (Aaron) |
I'm sorry, I'm out of uniform, Sir. If you excuse me for a moment, I'll will correct the situation right away. (Gia) |
Can you put this away? (Aaron) It would be my pleasure, Sir. (Gia) Across the ocean.............................................. |
I can't believe he didn't call me back. (Nikki) I can. (Pierre) And why is that? (Nikki) Because you broke Independent Woman rule number ONE and TWO. (Pierre) |
Sunday, July 26, 2015
The Night before the Wedding continues 4
Hurry up. I ain't got all night. (Officer Booty) Stop pushing me woman! (Corey) Whatcha gonna do if I don't? (Officer Booty) |
I'm gonna exercise my tribal right. (Corey) And what tribe do you belong to? (Officer Booty) The Slap-A-Hoe tribe. (Corey) |
I think the knee a fool federation is better. (Officer Booty) OWWW! (Corey) |
Was that really necessary? (Corey) Yes, cause I ain't no damn Hoe. (Officer Booty) I was only playing. (Corey) Well I wasn't, go get my money! (Officer Booty) |
You said I could pay next week. (Corey) That was before you showed your ass. (Officer Booty) |
TEN MINUTES LATER............................. |
What happened to you? (Tariq) Officer Booty kneed me in the stomach. (Corey) For what? (Tariq) Cause I told her I was part of the Slap A Hoe tribe. (Corey) |
Yo "A", can I come in? (Tariq) No! (Aaron) |
Lets go check on our party guest. (Aaron) You're not going to tell me where you're going are you? (Tariq) Nope. (Aaron) |
He came back. (Officer Call) |
Hi. (Officer Call) Ladies. (Aaron) Can I speak to you in private? (Officer Call) Sure, let's go in the back. (Aaron) |
If she screams that's your ass. (Officer Booty) Relax Foxy Brown. We're just going to talk. (Aaron) |
Thanks for coming back out. (Officer Call) No problem, what do you want to talk about? (Aaron) I just wanted to apologize........ (Officer Call) No don't...... I should be the one apologizing. (Aaron) |
No you shouldn't, I'm the one that flipped out remember? (Officer Call) Oh, I definitely remember. It was kind of cute. (Aaron) Yeah right, I probably looked like a psycho maniac. (Officer Call) |
You looked like a woman that knows what she wants. I like that. (Aaron) Damn! You Are FINE. (Officer Call) Your not so bad yourself Sweetness. (Aaron) Then why'd you turn me down. (Officer Call) Because I'm about to marry the woman I love. (Aaron) |
She's a very lucky woman. (Officer Call) The jury is still out on that Sweetness. (Aaron) Thanks for letting me dance for you. (Officer Call) It was my pleasure. (Aaron) |
Are you okay! (Officer Booty) Yes. (Officer Call) Are you sure, cause I will beat the living sh.......(Officer Booty) Chill out, I'm fine. (Officer Call) |
Twenty Minutes later.................................
I'm out. (Aaron) |
You're not really leaving are you? (Tariq) I already told you I was. (Aaron) Let me go with you? (Tariq) |
No, I need you here. (Aaron)
Why, it's not like I can step in and take your place. (Tariq)
You better not! (Aaron)
Relax, she's crazy about you. (Tariq)
That's why I'll be back in the morning, and
nobody will ever know I left. Right? (Aaron)
Right? (Tariq)
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