The Night before the Wedding continues 4

Hurry up. I ain't got all night. (Officer Booty)
Stop pushing me woman! (Corey)
Whatcha gonna do if I don't? (Officer Booty)

I'm gonna exercise my tribal right. (Corey)
And what tribe do you belong to? (Officer Booty)
The Slap-A-Hoe tribe. (Corey)

I think the knee a fool federation is better. (Officer Booty)
OWWW! (Corey)

Was that really necessary? (Corey)
Yes, cause I ain't no damn Hoe. (Officer Booty)
I was only playing. (Corey)
Well I wasn't, go get my money! (Officer Booty)

You said I could pay next week. (Corey)
That was before you showed your ass. (Officer Booty)

 

TEN MINUTES LATER.............................

What happened to you? (Tariq)
Officer Booty kneed me in the stomach. (Corey)
For what? (Tariq)
 Cause I told her I was part of the Slap A Hoe tribe. (Corey)

You ain't ever gonna learn are you? (Tariq)
What's that suppose to mean? (Corey)
You get your butt kicked every time you use that line. (Tariq)
No I don't. (Corey)

Yes you do. (Tariq)
No I don't. (Corey)
Whatever man. Where's "A"? (Tariq)
In his room, why? (Corey)
 I need to talk to him. (Tariq)

 Can you ask him to come to the living room when your done.
(Corey)
No way, that stripper wants to scratch his eyes out. (Tariq)
No she doesn't, she wants to apologize. (Corey)
They're not sticking around just to do that. (Tariq)

Yes they are. It's really important to Officer Call. (Corey)
Bullshit! You haven't paid them have you?! (Tariq)
I made arrangements to pay them next week. (Corey)
In return for what? (Tariq)
Nothing. (Corey)

Don't lie to me Corey. (Tariq)
I'm not lying, they're not worried about the money. Officer Call just wants to apologize. (Corey)
Alright, I will see what I can do. (Tariq)
Please do, I don't want to get kneed in the stomach again. (Corey)

Yo "A", can I come in? (Tariq)
No! (Aaron)

Do any of you follow instructions? (Aaron)
I'm sorry, but I need to talk to you. (Tariq)
About what? (Aaron)

  Lots of things; but right now, I need you to come back to the living room.
(Tariq)
Why? (Aaron)
Because Ms. Call wants to apologize and 
Ms. Booty is going to hurt Corey if you don't. (Tariq)

Why should I care if she beats the snot out of him? (Aaron)
Come on "A", He was just trying to do something nice for you.
(Tariq)
Yea right, Corey doesn't do anything without personal gain. (Aaron)
Your wrong this time. (Tariq) 

What makes this time any different? (Aaron)
The fact that you haven't been yourself for the past two weeks. (Tariq)
I got a lot on my mind. (Aaron)
You're about to marry the woman you love, you should be on cloud nine.
(Tariq)

I want to be but, I can't stop wondering if I'm the best man for her. (Aaron)   You waited until the night before your wedding to ask yourself that?
(Tariq)
I've been asking myself that for about a year now. (Aaron)
That's a year too long, she deserves better than that. (Tariq)

 You think I don't know that? (Aaron)
Then whats stopping you from being everything she needs? (Tariq)
The question is WHO not what. (Aaron)

 I don't follow. (Tariq)
 Have you ever heard the phrase "Lady in the street, Freak in the bed".   
(Aaron)
"A" please don't tell me you've been cheating on Juanita. (Tariq)

Do you want me to rearrange your face? (Aaron)
No. (Tariq)
Repeat after me....... I did not cheat on Juanita. (Aaron)
You did not cheat on Juanita. (Tariq)
I was confused about my relationship, so I found a temporary distraction. (Aaron)
"I was confused........" (Tariq)
Don't repeat that! (Aaron)

Sorry! (Tariq)
Look.......... I need to make a run. (Aaron)
Juanita's Mom is not going to let you see her. (Tariq)
 I'm not going to see Juanita. (Aaron)
Then where are you going? (Tariq)
The less you know the better off you'll be. (Aaron)

She loves you. You can't do this! (Tariq)
I have to. I need answers. (Aaron)
What about the wedding? (Tariq)
It doesn't start until three I'll be back in plenty of time. (Aaron)

Lets go check on our party guest. (Aaron)
You're not going to tell me where you're going are you? (Tariq)
Nope. (Aaron)

He came back. (Officer Call)

Hi. (Officer Call)
Ladies. (Aaron)
Can I speak to you in private? (Officer Call)
Sure, let's go in the back. (Aaron)

If she screams that's your ass. (Officer Booty)
Relax Foxy Brown. We're just going to talk. (Aaron)

Thanks for coming back out. (Officer Call)
No problem, what do you want to talk about?
(Aaron)
I just wanted to apologize........ (Officer Call)
No don't...... I should be the one apologizing. 
(Aaron)

No you shouldn't, I'm the one that flipped out remember? (Officer Call)
Oh, I definitely remember. It was kind of cute. (Aaron)
Yeah right, I probably looked like a psycho maniac. (Officer Call)

You looked like a woman that knows what she wants. I like that.
(Aaron)
Damn! You Are FINE. (Officer Call)
Your not so bad yourself Sweetness. (Aaron)
Then why'd you turn me down.  (Officer Call)
Because I'm about to marry the woman I love.
(Aaron)

She's a very lucky woman. (Officer Call)
The jury is still out on that Sweetness. (Aaron)
Thanks for letting me dance for you. (Officer Call)
It was my pleasure. (Aaron)

Are you okay! (Officer Booty)
Yes. (Officer Call)
Are you sure, cause I will beat the living sh.......(Officer Booty)
Chill out, I'm fine. (Officer Call)

Twenty Minutes later.................................

I'm out. (Aaron)

You're not really leaving are you? (Tariq)
I already told you I was. (Aaron)
Let me go with you? (Tariq)

No, I need you here. (Aaron)

Why, it's not like I can step in and take your place. (Tariq)

You better not! (Aaron)

Relax, she's crazy about you. (Tariq)

That's why I'll be back in the morning, and

 nobody will ever know I left. Right? (Aaron)

Right? (Tariq)

The night before the Wedding continues 3

The lap dance is in full motion!

How's that feel sexy? (Officer Call)
Good. (Aaron)
Does that mean you want to wake up next to me tomorrow?  (Officer Call)
I'm sorry, I don't think I heard what you said?  (Aaron)

I asked if you'd like to spend the night together? (Officer Call)
I don't think so sweetheart.  (Aaron)
Come on, I won't tell if you don't. (Officer Call)
Thanks, but no thanks.  (Aaron)

You're joking right? (Officer Call)
About? (Aaron)
Spending the night with me.  (Officer Call)
No, I'm not. You're a beautiful woman, but I don't want you. (Aaron)
Are you gay?  (Officer Call)
No, you're just not the one. Thanks for the dance. (Aaron)
I'm not done.  (Officer Call)
Yes you are. Have a good night. (Aaron)

.

Hey, we're still talking!  (Officer Call)
Not anymore. (Aaron)
Where's he going?  (Officer Booty)
Come back here you mangy mutt. Nobody turns Lauren Bacall down! (Officer Call)

I'm sorry Ms. Bacall but I got ninety nine problems and a stripper ain't one. (Aaron)

I'm not a stripper, I'm an exotic dancer! (Officer Call)
Calm down. (Officer Booty)
 I will if G.I. Joe lets me go. (Officer Call)
He's going to let you go, but you have to calm down first. (Officer Booty)

What happened?  (Tariq)
I offered the Prince of Darkness the best night of his life and he turned me down.
(Officer Call)
Did you say Aaron turn down some cookie? (Corey)



Wipe your face, you're to pretty to have tears in your eyes. (Tariq)

Thank you. (Officer Call)

Did he hurt you? (Barry)

No, just my pride. (Officer Call)

You probably shook his up a little too.  (Tariq)

How's that? (Officer Call)

He's suppose to marry the woman he loves tomorrow and you just tested his monogamy. (Tariq)

Oh, I didn't think about that. (Officer Call)

Can you  believe it folks the Cookie Monster turned down a whole jar of cookies. (Corey)

Are you ready to go sweetie? (Officer Booty)
Not yet. I think I owe the groom an apology. (Officer Call)
Why? (Officer Booty)
I may have come on a little too strong. (Officer Call)

She wants to apologize, do you think he'll come back out here? 
(Officer Booty)
NO! (Corey)
What do you mean NO?  (Officer Call)
He's not coming back. He didn't want to come out here in the first place.  (Corey)
He's coming out here and your going to make it happen.  (Officer Booty)



Let's go! (Officer Booty)
This is not going to be good. (Corey)

Are you thirsty? (Bradley)
Yes, Thank you. (Officer Call)



The Night before the Wedding Continues 2 (in Paris).

This is Markz, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. 
(Answering machine)

 Aaron, If you don't answer this phone right now I'm going to call every newspaper in Paris and tell them we've been seeing each other for the past two years!!!!!! 
AARON......AARON......AARON, I know you hear me! (Nikki)

Beeeeeeeeep, if you are finished with your message please hang up or press one for more options.
(Answering machine)

This is Markz, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. 
(Answering machine)
 I know you got my messages, what I can't understand is why you won't call me back. Do you want me to come to Graces Grove and tell the little woman all about us? Because I'll do it. I swear to god I will............Call me back you Low Down Dirty Rotten............... (Nikki)

Beeeeeeeeep if you are finished with your message please hang up or press one for more options.
(Answering machine)
 

Breakfast! (Mrs. Abigail)

I didn't ask for breakfast! (Nikki)

I know, I just thought you'd want something this morning since you didn't eat last night.
 (Mrs. Abigail)
No thanks, pleeeeeease take it away before I.......... (Nikki)

"BARF!"

Here take this. (Mrs. Abigail)
Thanks. (Nikki)
Should I call the doctor? (Mrs. Abigail)
No, I already saw him. (Nikki)
What did he say? (Mrs. Abigail)
Nothing I didn't already know. (Nikki)

Have you told Mr. Markz? (Mrs. Abigail)
There's nothing to tell! (Nikki)
Are you sure about that? (Mrs. Abigail)
Are you minding my business? (Nikki)
No, I'm trying to help. (Mrs. Abigail)
I don't need your help. I need you to cook and clean. (Nikki)



I didn't mean to offend you Nikki. (Mrs. Abigail)
No offense taken. I'm going to take a shower. (Nikki)

Feeling better? (Mrs. Abigail)
Yes. And thank you, the crackers did the trick. (Nikki)
Good! (Mrs. Abigail)

What time should I serve dinner? (Mrs. Abigail)
That won't be necessary. (Nikki)
Are you sure you don't want me to fix one of Aaron's favorite meals? (Mrs. Abigail)

 

Mrs. Abigail, Aaron will not be returning to this Chateau until I move out.
Are you happy now? (Nikki)
 Why are you saying that., and why would it make me happy? (Mrs. Abigail)
You don't have to play dumb with me Mrs. Abigail,
You know Aaron and I haven't been getting along lately.
And I know there's a revolving door on this Chateau. (Nikki)

Nikki, I have lived in this chateau for a little over three years. Aaron purchased it to make the time he spent in Paris more comfortable. He did not begin furnishing it until he started seeing you. And no other woman has been here except for the ladies you work with. (Mrs. Abigail)

He cares about you more then he's willing to admit. Call him. (Mrs. Abigail)
I've been calling him. (Nikki)
Call him again. Don't holler or threaten him like you've been doing.
Tell him how much you need him. Tell him how you really feel,
let him know what you're going through.( Mrs. Abigail)
Do you really think that will work? (Nikki)
It can't hurt. (Mrs. Abigail)

 Here goes nothing. (Nikki)

This is Markz, leave a message after the beep and I'll get back to you as soon as possible. 
(Answering machine)
 



Hey, it's me again. I know you're upset with me but I really need to talk to you.
I need to apologize for my behavior over the past few weeks. You told me about your engagement the first day we met but I pursued you anyway.  I can't live without you. Call me. I want to work this out. (Nikki)